Mayo and sadness

I made homemade mayo for the first time in a while, turned out pretty great.

1 egg yolk

2 tbls vinegar

1/2cp neutral flavored cooking oil

splash of lemon juice

splash of soy sauce

some amount of dijon I didn’t measure. 2 small spoonfuls?

beat the heck out of your eggs, vinegar, mustard, splashes, then slowly, very slowly while whipping your eggs drizel in a teaspoon of oil in at a time. mixing until your eggs and oil are properly emulsified and you have reached the desired consistency.

if you are worried about the eggs not being cooked you can add 2 tablespoons of boiling water while whipping to ensure it’s cooked


not a great day starting out, wasn’t feeling super into today when I woke up. didn’t help during the day it was hot and humid like crazy, only to pour like a monsoon in the evening. So apparently a huge kerfuffle got started between my brothers ( I’m the middle one) it seems six months ago when my younger brother invited his girlfriend (who currently lives in another state) to his home. she hit it off fairly well with my elder brother……. and they fucked……

乁༼☯‿☯✿༽ㄏ crazy I know. which came out now that she was trying to come back down….which started a huge fight that spilled over into the rest of the family….fun times!



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